A team of three girls. One has black hair, wears a black minidress and black stockings, and has bright red lipstick. One has black hair, wears a black leather motorcycle jacket and black stockings, and has bright red lipstick. One has black hair, wears a black hoodie and black stockings, and has bright red lipstick. Their names are Cherry, Candy, and Cindy. Their group name? The Jesus and Mary Gang.

They take their orders from a mysterious woman with a beehive hairdo. Her name is Honey.

Jamie McKelvie, call me.

I read an article once. At lower temperatures, people are easy-going, over 92, it’s too hot to move, but just 92, people get irritable!

I don’t remember what set the head on the bad guy is from. The victim’s head was done with a blank yellow “head” piece and a Sharpie.

Remember, folks: Guns don’t kill minifigs! People with fine-point markers kill minifigs!

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Why yes there is, and it’s me! My Brickmaster kit arrived and just look at all this ph4t l3wt!

That’s a special Brickmaster magazine that I’m contractually unable to show you more of, one of the six exclusive sets I’ll be receiving, a free admission to Legoland California (does not include airfare), and two coupons for the Lego online shop that I have to give to my parents. Check those coupons out!

You know what this means, don’t you? Not only does it reveal heretofore unknown facts about our sixteenth President, but it also makes the Lego Death Star set only $395 now!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

The only thing missing would be a membership card for my wallet. Also maybe a bowling short with “BRICKMASTER” on the back and my name embroidered in script above the front pocket. SWEET.

(Unfortunately, this alleged Brickmaster is currently out of building ideas.)

Tonight, as you may have heard somewhere, is the opening night for Batman: The Dark Knight.

So naturally, we’re going to the movies.

To see Hellboy 2.

I figure we’ll have the entire theater to ourselves!

Well, entered and seemingly left. That blog post of mine concerning what I feel is a more casual attitude towards the trappings of fascism in America, using Stormtroopers as an example, got linked on io9, as well as a few other places, and some folks from the 501st Legion came in to set me straight on their organization. Most people were pretty polite and eventually I think I got across what my point was supposed to be and that I wasn’t calling them fascists. That was exciting, but it looks like it’s pretty much run its course, so we can get back to other discussions.

Fig. 1: Pornography.

So what is it with anime fans, anyway? How come every one of them, without exception, is a pedophile?